Friday, October 20, 2006

Windass to extend non-scoring streak

DW today did not sign a one year non-scoring extension to his contract. Deans first goal for City in a while came when he signed on the dotted line.

DW did not tell the BCO
“It is great to put all that anxiety about moving to Wigan behind me.”

David Graham tried to scupper the contract signing by nipping in at the far post, but he missed.

Paul Jewell still maintains that he made no offer for DW in August.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Son asks embarrassing question to Dad

On the no. 46 bus this morning a son wearing a City scarf was being taken to school by his Dad. The usual chit chat ensued then the most unusual question put the Dad in the most uncomfortable decision.

“Dad, what’s the second round draw?”

The whole bus fell silent as the sniggering stay at home supporters waited for an answer.

“Ask your mother”, mumbled the Dad

“Can I Google for it instead?” asked the son “We have sports today and as our school pitch got sold off we can only search for sports stories on the web”

“Sure” replied the Dad, happy reliving memories of Bobby Campbell’s goal against Liverpool.

Todd disappointed over lack of respect

Bradford will report Scunthorpe to the Football League for fielding a weakened team in the Iron's 2-1 win in the Johnstone's Paint Trophy.
Bantams boss Colin Todd was not happy with the nine changes Scunthorpe made to their team from the weekend.

"What is the point of having rules if you're not going to abide by them?". He then put down the phone to his sons agent and continued on about Scunthorpe:

“Our team had a much better chance of beating their reserve team, but they fielded their reserve-reserve-reserve team and that lack of respect was like an extra man to them and caused the defeat.”

“When they come here on Saturday we will stuff ‘em”.

A Johnstone Paints spokesman did not tell the BCO that they have a discount of 10% for all Clubs wanting to paint their dug outs.