Ex-city boss Chris Kamara did not award himself the “Ex-City Commentator/Pundit of the month” award for August by a unanimous vote of 1-0. Not speaking to the BCO he explained himself.
“I’ve had a good start to the season, being present at all the games I’ve been a pundit on and my superior knowledge of football gave me a clear edge when it came time to vote.”
Kamara was up against stiff Ex-City opposition. Peter “Somersault” Beagrie and Steve “One More Game” Claridge have been in good form filling in time for Sky.
Sky Sports do not wish to hear from any more ex-City players.
Thursday, August 31, 2006
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
City Fans Celebrate League Cup Win
City fans celebrate winning the League Cup after Hudders failed to beat Mansfield.
“Town lost and didn’t even score a goal. We scored and even got to penalties after extra time. That shows we’re class.” Said a City fan
“Towns pies are crap” shouted another fan.
“We played away from home” added the first fan.
A bit of time went by, but that was all the victorious reasoning for tonight. City will not play anybody in the second round and be looking to defend their perfect 0-0-0 record.
“Town lost and didn’t even score a goal. We scored and even got to penalties after extra time. That shows we’re class.” Said a City fan
“Towns pies are crap” shouted another fan.
“We played away from home” added the first fan.
A bit of time went by, but that was all the victorious reasoning for tonight. City will not play anybody in the second round and be looking to defend their perfect 0-0-0 record.
Saturday, August 19, 2006
Referee Storms Off At Crewe
Speculation as to why the referee stormed off at Crewe is rife. Some say it could be the ref wanted more time in order to confront Windass in the car park. Conspiracy theorists say it could be FIFA’s backdoor way to get two referees to officiate a match at the same time. Some fans point to an unknown rule that if City score 7 unanswered goals in consecutive games the referee should retire immediately in disgust.
League officials are planning to waste time and money to launch an inquiry as to whether the Refs had a flutter on BANTAMS BET beforehand as an international phone call was found in the call log of the refs mobile phone.
Giovanni Cobilli Gigli was unavailable for comment and emails and phone calls have not been returned.
League officials are planning to waste time and money to launch an inquiry as to whether the Refs had a flutter on BANTAMS BET beforehand as an international phone call was found in the call log of the refs mobile phone.
Giovanni Cobilli Gigli was unavailable for comment and emails and phone calls have not been returned.
Todd Reveals Early Season Success
CT has not revealed the secrets of his early season success to the BCO
“ I have a coin which I make team selections. I select a position and then say a players name and flick the coin. If its heads the player goes in that position, if it is tails he goes into the reserves.”
Some stattos out there must be wishing they had a few quid to donate to BANTAMS BET as Todd’s coin must have stuck or something, but Todd carries on to explain this fluke of statistical improbability.
“I lost the coin so I just stayed with the same team line up. I think my grandson took it and spent it on an ice cream. It was special to me as it was one with an engraving of the Queens head on it. It was very dear to me and I don’t know if I’ll ever see another one in my life time”.
The BCO is shipping a 10p coin to CT
“ I have a coin which I make team selections. I select a position and then say a players name and flick the coin. If its heads the player goes in that position, if it is tails he goes into the reserves.”
Some stattos out there must be wishing they had a few quid to donate to BANTAMS BET as Todd’s coin must have stuck or something, but Todd carries on to explain this fluke of statistical improbability.
“I lost the coin so I just stayed with the same team line up. I think my grandson took it and spent it on an ice cream. It was special to me as it was one with an engraving of the Queens head on it. It was very dear to me and I don’t know if I’ll ever see another one in my life time”.
The BCO is shipping a 10p coin to CT
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
“Feel Good” factor back again.
After many a club has visited VP and felt the benefits of the Feel Good factor themselves City reminded themselves of what it is. So for all you that have also forgotten here is the definition.
1) You are behind in the game by 2 goals by the 13th minute.
2) The crowd boos a young 18 year old player playing his third game for the club
3) The crowd boos a player just back from long term injury.
4) The team is comprised of loan signings eagerly being eyed by the scouts in the crowd.
5) The half time pie and pint is missed because the lad in the kiosk is too busy booing the players.
6) The team stays behind until drawing level in the 60th minute
7) The team goes ahead in the 83rd minute
Therefore feeling good for 7 or so minutes in a game is good. If you watched the Bristol City game you have it really good.
1) You are behind in the game by 2 goals by the 13th minute.
2) The crowd boos a young 18 year old player playing his third game for the club
3) The crowd boos a player just back from long term injury.
4) The team is comprised of loan signings eagerly being eyed by the scouts in the crowd.
5) The half time pie and pint is missed because the lad in the kiosk is too busy booing the players.
6) The team stays behind until drawing level in the 60th minute
7) The team goes ahead in the 83rd minute
Therefore feeling good for 7 or so minutes in a game is good. If you watched the Bristol City game you have it really good.
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