Windass transfer in doubt

BCFC chairman JR and 'Ull City chairman ... whoever he is ... are admittedly 'poles apart' on the valuation of the new Humberside superman 'Bigger Than Any Club' Windass.

"We value him at a couple of turnips and 'Ull value him at about 200,000 quid." JR said
"Obviously we have reduced our price since the Wigan offers came in the past years. However, we still think our valuation is reasonable, plus the trainees need something to eat in the off season."

The Stripped Pussy Cats have no comment and I wouldn't publish it if they did.

Windass did give us a quote, but it was mistaken for a cover version of a Sex Pistols record for his entry to American Idol.

Paul Jewell was meditating at the time we asked him to comment about the transfer offers for Windass he never did make.

10 tell tale signs you know Stuart McCall is really becoming City's manager:

10. Neil Warnock becomes the assistant toilet cleaner at Valley Parade.
9. Everton and Rangers try to sign ‘the young McCall’
8. McCall goes on holiday to Florida, cannot be contacted by The Club and is sacked.
7. Baddiel and Skinner write another song. ... “he's coming home, he's coming, Stuart’s coming home”
6. A religious holiday is declared in honor of the “Third Coming”.
5. Julian Rhodes issues a new match sponsorship "Become an assistant manager for a day".
4. The Boy From Brazil comes back to life.
3. Everybody starts wearing ginger wigs.
2. Bobby Campbell comes out of retirement and is immediately sold to Hull.

and the number one sign you know Stuart McCall is coming back to City

1. A ginger haired person is seen falling off a car near Valley Parade.