10 tell tale signs you know Stuart McCall is really becoming City's manager:

10. Neil Warnock becomes the assistant toilet cleaner at Valley Parade.
9. Everton and Rangers try to sign ‘the young McCall’
8. McCall goes on holiday to Florida, cannot be contacted by The Club and is sacked.
7. Baddiel and Skinner write another song. ... “he's coming home, he's coming, Stuart’s coming home”
6. A religious holiday is declared in honor of the “Third Coming”.
5. Julian Rhodes issues a new match sponsorship "Become an assistant manager for a day".
4. The Boy From Brazil comes back to life.
3. Everybody starts wearing ginger wigs.
2. Bobby Campbell comes out of retirement and is immediately sold to Hull.

and the number one sign you know Stuart McCall is coming back to City

1. A ginger haired person is seen falling off a car near Valley Parade.