Thursday, July 27, 2006

Job Vacancies at City

City have not announced many of the these new vacancies.

Matchday steward (very experienced in annoying fans)
Matchday steward (somewhat experienced in annoying fans)
Matchday steward (experienced in picking on people minding their own business)
Matchday steward - various positions (no experience required)
Caterer (experience essential)
Left back (no experience required)
Left midfield (no experience required)
Center midfield (no experience required)
Right midfield (no experience required)
Attack (various positions available) As long as you recognize a football, you’re in.
Mystery Investor (bank balance not checked until it is too late)

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