In a startling coup of unrivaled imagination, the BCO has obtained the hotel receipt showing "the extras" that has (rightly) angered the management at BCFC. The hotel room was strangely booked not under the Frenchmen's real names. The BCO is looking into that totally unimportant fact.
Room 26 - Name: Les Johnsons.
Room rate (withheld)
Extras:
17 extra bottles of hotel shampoo
Pay per view move : AMéLIE FROM MONTMARTRE
1 copy of French/English dictionary
1 copy of "Roy of the Rovers"
Room service: 1 house salad "Zizu head butt special" with chicken.
Room service: 2 bottles Perrier
In room Pedicure "Morecambe Special"
Print out of Google Map directions to Chesterfield FC
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