Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Are City’s Defense Revolting?

In a controversial audio taping of a conversation that never took place, the BCO has exclusive proof that the defense has had enough of Dean Windass and want him gone from the City front line.

It’s a shame I don’t have audio streaming on this blog, but as best as I can make out, here is the extract of the conversation.

“F*** that old tart he grabbed Finnigan by the balls when he knew I wanted to do that”.

“What should we do then?”

“Lets throw the game. He won’t score today so lets lose to a lower placed team and hopefully Wigan will make a bid for him again. We’ll set up a blind date between him and Jewell at Harry Ramsdens on Friday so they can talk it over”.

The rest is history. City’s Windass inspired two goal lead, in what was probably their best display this season, was wiped out in the space of 10 playing minutes. Doncaster had two more goals ruled for offside. In a face saving result for CT the 'September 26th plot' as it has not become known will be overlooked by the result and an exciting game.

Is this a split within the team that will rock the footballing world on the level that only Gazza or Juve presidents can do? Keep your browser pointed to the BCO for other made up crap that comes about when you realise the best your team will finish (in yet another mediocre division) is 7th.

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