His Excellency, the Bees Knees, DW was not interviewed by the BCO after the sting in the tail defeat.
“We went into the game hoping not to go to a penalty shoot out. We were on good form but enough about playing pool in the pub on the corner of the Brentford ground. We knew Brentford had a young side – well, anybody is young compared to me – and especially their new signing who blew in from the non-league outfit ‘Northeasterly’.
“I knew the new Bees lad would be hard to handle considering he is just a bunch of air molecules. He was obviously a bit nervous in the first half as he was going all over the place and that helped us go up a goal. But in the 2nd half it was a different story. He sucked it up, blew away our defence, stormed all over the place and helped the Bees to two goals and send our backroom lads off happy they could put even more puns onto the City website”.
“Yeah, our points were Gone with the Wind”.
“When the second goal went in we all Groaned With The Wind”
“People think we listen to CT at half time but we don’t – he is just too long winded”
“Although at times he thinks he has the air of a man of strong convections”
CT was heard mumbling that he thought it only ever rained at Brentford.
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