Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Master Bates releases Black Well Tart

The first time the BCO dedicates an article to fellow West Yorkshire strugglers Halif… no … Hudders … no …. Bradford Park Avenue … come on, be sensible. Okay, Leeds DeBaters Society United have today released KB as manager and have not paid a bung to any body to take him off their hands. Although they did offer to (allegedly) pay someone to take KB off their hands this met with unfortunate consequences. The bag of cash was left in the Barnet dressing room and thus The DeBaters actually won a game.

Another scam had just come off the imaginary press and it was that KB has in fact been kidnapped by the ‘we want our electric fence back’ group of Chelsea fans. The fans are opposed to being boring and winning everything and want to go back to the good old days of being boring and losing everything.

KB has reportedly not said that he failed to meet the demands as he left the electric fence on a doorstep in Bethnal Green.

The BCO has learnt the electric fence is, in fact, sparking and well on the USA / Mexico border.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2005-11-17-border-fence_x.htm

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