Son of Todd

The Son of Todd, of Blackburn fame, has been the subject of being “tapped up” by 'arry 'Ednap during the BBC's Panorama program. While it is a delight to the BCO that the BBC have let Panaroma know that there is 'sport' out there it is sad that it is trying to do what the FA will clearly have in control by the year 2157. As for Son of Todd it comes in nicely that his form has dipped recently, has an autobiography coming out '57 other things to do in Blackburn when you stink' and a kids book 'Great merrygo rounds of Blackburn'. However, it probably does not help that AT (did not) write a quick entry on his blog which the BCO oddly found even though nobody else can…

“Each day after training I stand in the center circle with Robbie Savage and they cheer his name. Do they cheer me? No. They take him out for dinner and call him on the telephone. Do I get dinner? No. Do I get phone calls – well, yes, from agents trying to persuade me to go to another club. Apart from that Blackburn does nothing for me. They even left me out of the U19 squad that went to Dallas last April.

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Son of Todd’s daddy had the foresight to release an article through the City website on Tuesday rubbishing TV claims that a "bung culture" still exists in football. The BCO understood that this was after a non-existent call from Grandson of Todd to Todd saying “Daddy said he didn’t get the money and we are not going to the seaside”.

"where's 'arry?" asked an unrelated person immitating Frank Bruno.